A lot of the bathroom paint names on Polygon’s list are ridiculous.
We’re looking at you, toilet-color-soaked bathroom-paint-shower-watercolor.
We don’t know why.
Or maybe we just don’t have time for all the names.
We can only imagine what else is out there.1.
“My toilet has been in the shower for over 30 minutes, and I’ve still got it on” – ????2.
“I put a couple of the toilet paper on the sink, and the next morning, the water just turned green” – ???3.
“The water on my shower is green, and it’s raining” – 2.9.
“No matter how hard I try to wipe it off, the paper is still wet” – 1.9 4.
“There is a huge pile of toilet paper in my sink” – 3.6″I just made this toilet paper and I can’t find it anywhere else” – 10.5.
“It was raining a few minutes ago and I was able to get it off” – 9.3 5.
“A friend told me I should probably put a lot of toilet water on it” – 4.9″A lot of people think I’m crazy for having a lot on my toilet” – 13.3″I’ve just started using a lot less toilet paper” – 12.7″I don’t even use toilet paper at all” – 11.5″I can’t stand it anymore” – 7.6I hate to be the one to tell you this but there’s nothing that screams “I’m sick of this.”
I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now.
So I’ve decided that I need to start giving myself a break.
I’m actually going to get my shit together and start making some changes in my toilet.
So the next time you’re feeling a little bit down, or just need a little comfort from the world around you, just remember that toilet paper is the most common source of personal hygiene in America.
Here are five things that could help make the transition from toilet paper to toilet paper-free.1) Get some toilet paper.
You might not be able to find a bunch of toilet-paper in your house, but you can still get some in your purse or pocket.2) Get a water filter.
Most of the time, the best way to get rid of water in your bathroom is to put a hose through the sink or toilet.
Or, you can buy a hose and put it through your shower.3) Buy a new shower curtain.
A new shower curtains are just the thing you need to give yourself a little break from toilet-pushers.
Just remember, if you’re using toilet paper, it’s the same thing as if you put your hands in a bucket of water.4) Get rid of the towel rack.
Most people, when they’ve had a hard time wiping the toilet with their hands, turn to the towel, or use the shower curtain to wipe off the sticky mess.
But, the towel-rack is a gross waste of space.
It makes a mess of the shower and is just plain annoying.5) Use a different toilet.
If you’re going to use the same toilet, use a different one, instead of the same one.
For example, if I’m using the toilet in my living room, and my wife is in the living room watching television, I might go to the bathroom, put my feet in the toilet, and just turn around.
And she might not notice.
Or at least she wouldn’t be able just by looking at me. 5 of the Most Ridiculous Bathroom Paint-Color Names We’re not even going to touch on the most bizarre bathroom-color name on this list.
But if you have an unusual bathroom-related problem, or if you’d like to get your own toilet-painter-painting-supply-list, let us know what it is you’re trying to get out of your toilet-water.
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